"I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud. And I
don't want to get to the end, or to tomorrow, even, and realize that my
life is a collection of meetings and pop cans and errands and receipts
and dirty dishes. I want to eat cold tangerines and sing loud in the car
with the windows open and wear pink shoes and stay up all night
laughing and paint my walls the exact color of the sky right now. I want
to sleep hard on clean white sheets and throw parties and eat ripe
tomatoes and read books so good they make me jump up and down, and
I want my everyday to make God belly laugh, glad He gave life to
someone who loves the gift." --Shauna Neiquist


Monday, October 25, 2010

NOMNOMs: Know Thine Enemy

Beware!! The NOMNOMs know where you live and their army numbers in the trillions. They will come to you in dreams and sing their siren call from your pantry or fridge. They strike when you are vulnerable, tired, or sad. THEY WILL NOT STOP!! Be prepared, remain vigilant, and tune in next week to learn our first form of defense. Hint: it doubles as an offense.





WATCH OUT!!
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